Human (Mar 21 - May 20)
You're feeling aggressive; could have something to do with your homeworld being destroyed. Alternatively, you're annoyed that the cute little guy you met on Beta Gamma Auraxis VI tried to snack on your foot. Keep calm and keep your feet where you can see them.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 12, 19, 26
Apex (May 21 - July 22)
Today is a perfect day to obey Big Ape. You may be feeling a bit rebellious, but just remember that Big Ape will keep you safe. Try something new today.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 28, 496
Avian (July 23 - Sep 22)
You're feeling anxious today. Start the morning off by attending the daily sacrifice, then try to mop up some of the blood to take home and spread it on your shoulders so that you may sprout wings and become one with the Aether.
Lucky numbers: 14, 36, 57, 99
Floran (Sep 23 - Nov 21)
Today is good day for ssstab. You feel hungry. Always hungry. Deliciousss food out in space. Find with hunting ssskills. Ssstab with favorite dagger. Eat with face.
Lucky Numbers: amount of meatsss you eat today.
Glitch (Nov 22 - Jan 19)
Mystical. Your day is going to be a trove of wonderful feelings and occurences. Suggestion. Try
going in for a tune-up at your local blacksmith. Compliment. Because you're worth it today.
List. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 9, 13
Hylotl (Jan 20 - Mar 20)
Today, you may find that you identify strongly with the image of a lone plastic bag blowing in the wind. You may also find yourself feeling that astrology is a waste of time. It's ok. You're probably right.
Lucky numbers: Bah, forget it.
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